Marriage of convenience won’t last

The grand spectacle of political unions—it is almost like watching a soap opera where the scriptwriters have run out of fresh ideas.

So now, here we are, on the edge of our seats, waiting for the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) to walk down the aisle with a collection of political parties that barely have enough members to fill a minibus.

The excitement is palpable, isn’t it? Or is that just the smell of desperation?

Let us not kid ourselves; this “marriage” is not exactly Romeo and Juliet. It is more like a last-minute blind date set up by a matchmaking app with a questionable algorithm.

The DPP, clutching onto its last shred of relevance, has decided to join hands with these so-called family political parties.

But do not be fooled—this is not about serving Malawians. No, it is a bitter concoction brewed from the dregs of resentment, stirred with a hefty dose of political opportunism.

And here is the kicker: If the late Saulos Chilima were to see this unholy alliance, he would probably be turning in his grave.

An alliance with the DPP? For UTM? That is not just a slap in the face of Chilima; it is an insult to his entire legacy.

Remember when UTM was all about change and progress? Well, that dream has been swiftly swept under the rug in favour of a partnership with the very party they once stood against. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

And let it not even start on the UDF and Aford. Once upon a time, they might have had a seat at the table, but now? They are like those long-lost relatives who show up at the family reunion only because there is free food.

Do we really want to see them cozying up to the ruling elites again? It is like inviting the same guest to a party who is known for spilling red wine on your white carpet. We know how that story ends.

In the end, this alliance might get as far as the wedding vows, but let us be honest—it is dead on arrival.

A marriage built on bitterness rather than shared values is destined to crumble and when it does, do not say we did not see it coming. After all, no one ever built a lasting foundation on resentment and convenience.

However, who needs stability when you have got a front-row seat to the drama? Pass the popcorn.